bumpkus 

A misspelling of "bupkis" which is a Yiddish word literally translated as "absolutely nothing".

The police searched the apartment just to find bumpkus.

bumpkus by Rurouni December 13, 2012

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006

Bumpus

Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/

1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)

2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend

3. When black people while out.

Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb

Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!

Bumpus by Bumpus4life January 9, 2012

bupkus 

Popularized by sports fans for the phonetic similiarity to Hall of Fame American Football player, Dick Butkus, bupkus is a Yiddish word literally translated as "nothing".

The Pittsburgh Stealers are awarded touchdowns without actually needing to make it into the endzone, Seattle goes home with bupkus.

bupkus by grb April 8, 2006

Bumpkisaurus

Someone who is hopelessly out-of-date, old fashioned and provincial in attitudes and perspective. Non-urban. Unsophisticated. In danger of unnoticed extinction.

"You have never been to a Tony Roma's restaurant? Wow, you are a bumpkisaurus!

Bumpkisaurus by 4010_gal November 13, 2010

bumpkis 

Nothing, Nada, Zero, Zilch.

Wingman: Hey, did you score last night?
Player: Nope, I got bumpkis.

bumpkis by TomJoe July 7, 2006

The Bumpus 

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"

John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!

The Bumpus by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011