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bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam
Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

Bumper to bumper 

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper 

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.
I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.
Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

My bumper begs to differ 

A way for crossout players to tell eachother its time for gay sex
"Ey bro, my bumper begs to differ~"