bum river

After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.

A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.

by TW_h900 December 14, 2008

Reverse Bum

The act of inviting a bum to a nice meal with the intention of sticking him/her with the bill.

Employed Citizen: Hello friend would you care to enjoy a warm meal with me?
Bum: wihduyiusteh, ok.
At the end of the meal...
Employed citizen:
Wow, that was delicious. Excuse me I need to use the washroom.
(call to friend) hey I'll meet you in 15 min I just completed a reverse bum and had my dinner paid for.

by dingdangdingdong October 28, 2008

reverse bum rape

to do a big poo that hurts your ass

oh my god i've just been reverse bum raped so bad - i gotta drink more water

by razzdude January 31, 2008

Reverse Bum

The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.

Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.

Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.

by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008

reverse titty fuck bum-brow

A variation on the classic titty-fuck.

Start in titty fuck position then stand up, lift one leg and flip that bitch round! Now squat on her face and proceed to rub your penis between her tits while she gives you a rim job.

Guy 1: That bitch thought she could get away with a regular titty fuck, but I spun that bitch round!
Guy 2: Did she eat your ass?
Guy 1: You know it!
Guy 2: Reverse titty fuck bum-brow?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Art of war June 29, 2006