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fancy a bum 

When a guy asks another guy "do you fancy a bum?" he wants to know if he's into some man on man action.

Same as 'fancy ass sex'.
- Hey mate, what a nice day.
- Do you fancy a bum?
- I beg your pardon?
- Yeah, you and me, getting some.
fancy a bum by Fabilicious March 10, 2008

fancy a bum 

When someone asks 'fancy a bum', it can often be translated as 'fancy a cuppa'. However caution should be used when using this term with people who are unfamiliar with the phrase.

Often used in the work place.
Chris: Ayup Tom, just got out of a long meeting and really fancy a bum.
fancy a bum by iBeech October 9, 2014

fancy a bum 

A question to colleagues or friends (mainly in a work/office environment) when you are gasping for a cup of tea and want to go to the kitchen in a group to get drinks and socialise.
Tom - "I'm quite thirsty."
Chris - "Fancy a bum?"
Tom - "I'd love a bum. Put the kettle on and I'll meet you in the kitchen."
fancy a bum by megaduff October 9, 2014

pokey bum fanny wank part 2 

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

Bum fanny bum 

Going from the bum to the Danny and back to the bum on a slider
I was in New York and kissing razor blade because of bum fanny bum fun times on a sloder
Bum fanny bum by Bfb lover or not October 15, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026