bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex

Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!

by anonymous July 13, 2022

fancy a bum

When a guy asks another guy "do you fancy a bum?" he wants to know if he's into some man on man action.

Same as 'fancy ass sex'.

- Hey mate, what a nice day.
- Do you fancy a bum?
- I beg your pardon?
- Yeah, you and me, getting some.

by Fabilicious March 10, 2008

fancy a bum

When someone asks 'fancy a bum', it can often be translated as 'fancy a cuppa'. However caution should be used when using this term with people who are unfamiliar with the phrase.

Often used in the work place.

Chris: Ayup Tom, just got out of a long meeting and really fancy a bum.

by iBeech October 9, 2014

fancy a bum

A question to colleagues or friends (mainly in a work/office environment) when you are gasping for a cup of tea and want to go to the kitchen in a group to get drinks and socialise.

Tom - "I'm quite thirsty."
Chris - "Fancy a bum?"
Tom - "I'd love a bum. Put the kettle on and I'll meet you in the kitchen."

by megaduff October 9, 2014

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Bum fanny bum

Going from the bum to the Danny and back to the bum on a slider

I was in New York and kissing razor blade because of bum fanny bum fun times on a sloder

by Bfb lover or not October 15, 2020