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Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Bullocker 

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)
Bullocker by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

Bullhonkery

English slang for bull-poo/bullshit.
Something to the effect of "Whateva, you're soooo lieing!"
That was a buncha bullhonkery!
Bullhonkery by CooKie MonSta April 19, 2006

Bullfuckery 

Bullshit+Fuckery=Bullfuckery
(...in AP Bio class for example)
Teacher: "And so the mitochondria...blah blah blah etc"
Confused student: (smashes face on desk) "Ahhh what is this bullfuckery. It makes no sense >.<"

or something such as...

(rainbow unicorn flies across the sky and eats rainbows and poops butterflies and brings you cookies)
Person: wow...bullfuckery...wtf just happened...win...

or perhaps...
Student A: "oh crap, i forgot to do my homework"
Student B: "way to go"
Student A: "yeah...ill just write down some bullfuckery"
Bullfuckery by mufasa4tehwin February 3, 2012

Bullfuckery 

To describe somthing that is bullshit yet fuckery aswell and it's fun to say
That teacher is absolute bullfuckery

Bullhockey 

Originating in the Banbury area, this word handily combines bullshit, poppycock and hogwash into one handy exclamation which is suitable for any occasion and all company.
Tiders: I invented the Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape
Zeb: BULLHOCKEY!
Bullhockey by Mr B. Hockey October 4, 2009