When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
Hulk bulking is the art of bulk eating whilst going to the gym. Testosterone is also used as a boost by meat heads at the gym to get maximum gains. People who hulk bulk walk around with size XS T-shirts on to make themselves look even bigger whilst bulking.
"Hey sam, I hear you were hulk bulking the past few months! How's it going?"
Sam: " Yeah, been hitting so much test and going to the gym everyday. You should try hulk bulking "
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"