buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.
fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.
by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009
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A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.
Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.
by Mike June 8, 2004
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When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!
I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.
by Kr8zi2D January 28, 2018
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A sexual understanding between people who would like a relationship but haven't yet found the right person. Said people are generally attracted to one another but do not see a future together. The point of a buffer is to fulfill sexual needs and to avoid sleeping with a potential love interest too soon.
Melvin became Ashley's buffer after her breakup until she was ready for another relationship.
by beau désastre October 12, 2017
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Okay so a buffer is the person you bring along to hangout with another person when you don’t know the other person or there is tension with them. The buffer relieves tension and awkwardness!
“Dude i really want to hang out with Sarah but we got in a fight last week and things are still awkward” “I’ll come with buffer for you dude, it wont be as awkward”
by __helhello.urbanlourban July 7, 2020
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maintaining a friend with benefits, or a fuck buddy, in order to avoid the urge to look for or find an S.O.
Melissa is the best fuck buddy Mike has ever had. When will they just wake up, quit buffering, and tie the knot?
by WowZaa June 19, 2008
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