Buechlered 

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol

Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.

Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

ferris buellered 

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.

I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.

ferris buellered by raincreek September 28, 2014

butchered

(past participle)

When a task has been performed to a deplorable standard.

When something has been damaged completely.



Synonymous with: ruined, messed up, slaughtered, botched, bungled

I'm never using those those manufacturers again -- They completely butchered the design.
(They changed my design to an unrecoverable extent)


My answer *should* be right.. ..unless of-course I've butchered the working somewhere...
(My answer should be correct unless I've made a mistake in my working to the problem)


Avondale College butchered those chaps from MAGS.
(The team from Avondale college soundly beat the team from Mount Albert Grammar School)

butchered by LGD May 19, 2004

beechered

Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.

As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.

beechered by Mike3313 November 21, 2007

buehlered 

A rather uncomfortable moment of possibly endless silence that makes any IM/Chat user feel like a complete tool. This causes them to type the word "buehler?" in usually a futile attempt to get reestablished in conversation. It is brought on by the buehler-e saying something so socially odd the buehler-er is left speechless, unable to type or so morally offended that they have to find any reason humanly possible to end the chat session and leave the buehler-e hanging as a means of punishment.

I was only kidding about wanting to sleep with your sister, she is not my type, I like thin girls...buehler, buehler? Dude are you there? Ugh, WTF...I think I am typing to the wall again. I clearly have been buehlered by you. IM me when your free, OK? I want to finish this up about your sister.

I buehlered that schmuck for talking smack about my sister.

buehlered by Thwackistan July 26, 2010

Ferris Buellered 

When a Persian guy corners a pretty girl near the bathroom in a hookah lounge.

Tiana was Ferris Buellered by Hashem last night. Hashem saw Tiana sitting with a group of friends. Too intimidated to approach her he waited for her to use the bathroom, where he followed her and waited outside the door to make his move, knowing that she was by herself with no route of escape.

Ferris Buellered by CaptCohen July 11, 2011

jud buechler 

The act of participating in a three-some - or really any act of sex with simultaneous, multiple partners - and not receiving any "play."

"Me and my BRO scored six hot slam pieces and brought em' back to the pad and 'knocked some boots.' I literally did all the work! My bro was a total jud buechler.

jud buechler by tjw8790 August 25, 2010