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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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Bodongle 

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.
Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.
Bodongle by DoogleLover July 22, 2012

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Badongle 

It did matter how much that dude moved the motion of his ocean, that badongle will never do the trick.
Badongle by Studly-Dudley January 24, 2011

Budonkless 

Lacking of donk; no junk in the trunk; curveless female; little or no booty; little or no boobs
"That chick is budonkless Man!!!" "She needs some more donk"
Budonkless by Supa Gziz August 4, 2003
A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.
Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"
Bedongled by Dancinswords February 14, 2019