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the act of using such immense force to expel gas from the rectum that one shits himself, or feels that one has.
(fart)...Dude, I think I just bruelled myself!
bruelled by spiderwebb645 February 23, 2010

Brumwelled 

A social pynomenon in which a male finds himself utterly infatuated with a female. This occurrence is known to happen a short time after meeting said female. In many cases, young men who once seeked a strictly "casual" relationship with a woman become "clingy" and in some cases, "whipped".
"Last week he said 'I'm not the commitment type' but yesterday he texted her 'I would be heartbroken if you were to get with another guy'"
"Dude, he's gotten Brumwelled"
Brumwelled by Houskat December 13, 2016

Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.
1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.
Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011
To be bummeled, is to be pummeled up the bum.
bummeled by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Rummelled 

When a person is being woken up, but not yet awake.
I was rummelled this morning when you got up.
Rummelled by Abzscotmeme February 12, 2019

Brumbilled

When you lay on the ground with a boner and stack girls on your cock
Bro Kevin brumbilled all the freshman Thots
Brumbilled by Vvinny06 October 12, 2019