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brummelled 

the act of totally destroying an extremely small amount of alcohol and claiming it was praiseworthy.
dude, i totally brummelled that six pack last night
brummelled by timmahhyy September 30, 2006
Words you can keep
the act of using such immense force to expel gas from the rectum that one shits himself, or feels that one has.
(fart)...Dude, I think I just bruelled myself!
bruelled by spiderwebb645 February 23, 2010

Brumwelled 

A social pynomenon in which a male finds himself utterly infatuated with a female. This occurrence is known to happen a short time after meeting said female. In many cases, young men who once seeked a strictly "casual" relationship with a woman become "clingy" and in some cases, "whipped".
"Last week he said 'I'm not the commitment type' but yesterday he texted her 'I would be heartbroken if you were to get with another guy'"
"Dude, he's gotten Brumwelled"
Brumwelled by Houskat December 13, 2016

Broomelled 

1. (Adj); Jacked.

2. (V); To engage in Physical Activity, usually for an intense gain in muscle mass.
1a. "I've been going to the gym five days a week, and i'm really Broomelled."

1b. "GET BROOMELLED, SON." *

2a. "Just Broomelled for 2 hours. Feels good man. GET BROOMELLED SON!"

*Most statements about Broomelling will end in the above phrase, "GET BROOMELLED SON", 90% of the time in all caps (if on the internet) or yelled as loud as possible (at the gym).

Yelling "GET BROOMELLED SON" is only acceptable if the user of the statement is well on their way to an Olympian Physique or has been deemed worthy by Jack Broomell and his dad's mustache.

Yelling or typing as one's Facebook status "GET BROOMELLED SON" is acceptable up to five times per day without consumption of bacon. Any usage beyond the former requires consumption of at least five (5) Bacon Strips per use.
Broomelled by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011
To be bummeled, is to be pummeled up the bum.
Michelle Williams got bummeled by Lil' Jon
bummeled by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Rummelled 

When a person is being woken up, but not yet awake.
I was rummelled this morning when you got up.
Rummelled by Abzscotmeme February 12, 2019

Brumbilled

When you lay on the ground with a boner and stack girls on your cock
Bro Kevin brumbilled all the freshman Thots
Brumbilled by Vvinny06 October 12, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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