brown wings

Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).

Brown wings have an 'expiry time' of twelve months and are revoked after that period unless you keep up your 'air-time'. This constitutes at least one trip up bourneville boulevard from the initial date that you joined the Brown Squadron. Failure to do so will see you grounded,and no airman wishes that upon himself. Sticking your finger up her bum does not qualify you as a holder of brown wings, you will only be ranked as air cadet for this particular feat.

by Ring Commander Bear December 09, 2004

brown wings

To have had anal sex, generally hetrosexual.

Dude, I just earnt my brown wings with my girlfriend last night, she was so shocked when I put it in her arse.

by CyberTech August 14, 2006

brown wings

Imaginary award earned by one who has eaten asshole.

Brian earned his brown wings last night when he scarfed Jenna's chocolate starfish.

by brownwings April 21, 2011

brown wings

the act of receiving or giving butt sex, anal, getting down in the brown, or playing in the mud. people who frequent these acts earn what is called frequent flyer miles, this pertains to anyone who has done the dirty in the dirty more than once.

Guy: "hey babe can we get our brown wings on tonight?"

Girlfriend: "dang boy keep it up you will have enough frequent flyer miles you can get one for free."

by Juden J May 10, 2011

brown wings

Brown wings, like Red Wings are biker terms for oral sex of the feces filled anus or menstruating vagina. You must earn your wings.

I earned my red wings and brown wings form the same chick on the same night.

by Estaben Reyes April 27, 2006

brown wings

The act of performing oral sex on a dirty, unwiped anus.

Guy #1 "Is that shit on your face?"
Guy #2 "Yeah, I just earned my brown wings from that skank on the corner!"

by odody March 04, 2008

Brown Wings

To experience anal sex for the first time

"I got my brown wings with Sarah the other night"

by BM July 07, 2002