brown bear

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.
by Bryeen S. April 02, 2008
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being extremely intoxicated and hugging people and having deep talks in peoples ears at a high volume. Normally associated with being blackout. Common among white males.
"hey bro what did you do last night"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"
by browncub August 21, 2011
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slang term for unpassed fecal matter
There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.
by Zeeee September 01, 2006
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brown bear

a nice looking black girl who always has her hair done , got a donk and is just looking fresh to death.
damn, do yall see that tight ass brown bear over their she is looking good
by brownbearsforever February 27, 2011
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by big borrie the second July 11, 2008
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brown bear

A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.
Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*
by Mister Moo August 04, 2007
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A sexual action when a women kind of has to poop and the man sticks his big toe in her butt getting a small amount of poop on his big toe the man than titty fucks the girl with his foot and every time he strokes the foot up his big toe hits her chin creating a brown beard.
I just brown bearded that ho!
by crazyeroticaslugger March 17, 2009
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