brown bag

a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head

avril lavigne

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

brown bag

Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.

"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."

"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009

brown bag

When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.

I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.

by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011

brown bag

A guy that has a good personality/sense of humor/etc. but doesn't cut it in the appearance department. Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his head or both.

Yeah I did him; he's a total paper bag.

by Rebby February 02, 2004

brown bag

When you wipe your ass the wrong way and you get shit all over your nutsack.

Not only did I leave shit in my stinkystar when I was drunk, but I also brown bagged too!

by kirby696969 October 21, 2005

brown bag

when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.

damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!

i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.

by bigrayray June 28, 2006