Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 4, 2005

Brown Bag

Informal Lunch meeting in a company, where one person (from any department) volunteers to talk about a specific topic. Topic is usually related to the technology, business or market that company is in. Attendence is encouraged, but not compulsory. If your boss is going to attend, then to suck up to him/her, you may also want to attend. The Brown Bag term came up because everyone walks in with their lunch in brown bags, as the comapny does not pay for that lunch. Sometimes, sucker employees volunteer to speak at brown bag to show off their knowledge.

Hey, today at the brown bag, Jim, from TSD department, is going to talk up about nano technology.

by Dilip Dhanda November 23, 2004

brown bag

a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head

avril lavigne

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

Brown bag

A racist term for Mexicans workers in the construction field.

James : tell that brown bag to hurry the fuck up .

Those fucken brown bags are useless .

by fuckenturtle April 10, 2020

brown bag

Slang for beer. Usually a 40 of cheap malt liquor. Often found on the streets of Los Angeles.

"Yo i wanna get fuckin crunk man."

"But check it. I only got 4 bucks. Let's brown bag it"

by Annonnimous (sp) February 12, 2009