Brown Bagged 

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

Brown Bagged by BrownBagged March 14, 2010

brown bagged 

The first act of brown bagging involves your partner to have coarse diaheria on the bed. Once the deed is complete you will dip you genitals into the pile of feces. After you have completed the smearing of shit on your ball bag, you proceed to tea bag her. Now that shes full of shit, you turn her face down and smear her face on the shitty bed sheets.

My dad loves being brown bagged!

brown bagged by ifucksluts March 30, 2008

Brown bagged 

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

Brown bagged by Scotterbug October 25, 2022

Brown Bagger 

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown bagger 

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

Brown bagger by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

brown-bagger by D0TY February 18, 2003

brown bagger 

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.

Ten brown baggers sitting on the wall. If one brown bagger etc.

brown bagger by sevenhn January 24, 2006