The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.
Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!
by GoBiteMyBalls May 11, 2018
Brown Snake Moan- (Verb)
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.
Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"
by Gitche-Man March 19, 2017
"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."
by J.Teezy November 29, 2009
The result of excessive drinking and debautchalism, a brown snake peek-a-boo is that poop that everyone periodically has (even girls that think they're "hot") that refuses to play nice. Instead, it comes out part way, then retreats, then comes out part way, then retreats...and so on and so forth. Fags (i.e. Jonesy) love the brown snake peek-a-boo.
by MRM5593 September 14, 2006
"Brown Snake Kiss" describes the phenomenon in which one's fecal excrements curl while exiting and make contact with their genitalia.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got brown snake kissed.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
Person 2: That sucks, they are hard as hell to clean up.
by TeAmare October 10, 2013
Term referring to the exclaimation of extreme jubilation. In direct relation to fuck you Billy Whiteshoes and Tommy Berx.
by XarwX October 15, 2007
When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in
by dukeofthecamelsx May 11, 2015