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Brosty

I went for a swim the other day, fuck it was brosty.
by Enzoolee May 26, 2019
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brosty

A Chuck E. Cheese working homosexual that rapes little kids and smells like shit in real life. Real name is Seth. He looks homeless no matter how much drip he got
by Yeah nigga real cryp April 18, 2019
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Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
by The Sebastian November 21, 2009
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The Broste System

The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.
by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020
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brosay

A more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Broesy, brozay, and brosay can be used pretty interchangeably as the derivations are the same - all stem from bro. "Brosay" can only be used when getting the attention of or addressing someone with whom you're friendly, whereas "bro" can be used more broadly (in a friendly or non-friendly way). A combination of the spelling of broesy and brozay, its subtelty is recognized only by the most picayune of spellers
"brosay, that guy really hooked you on calls that match."
"damn, brosay, you looked so fukkin twisted last night. Was that you pissing out the bus window?"
by stockman09 June 27, 2007
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Brostratu

People who take the TV show vikings too seriously.

Weak minded sheep following a trend insulting true followers of the asatru path and giving them a bad name with their garbage and TV drama brought to life.

Making claims to hold to virtues and creeds without following thru truly.
So tired of the brostratu on the interest giving good heathens a bad name.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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BroStacho

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.
🔥 What's up BROSTACHO
by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
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