by rubbertights March 11, 2021
a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go
Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.
by Artie E. July 30, 2007
The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.
Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
by kalima9 July 27, 2010
by synikal July 19, 2004
a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them
guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
by Slayerfan101 December 23, 2008
To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
what a real man would say..
bill: lets go fishing.
joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.
bill: dude bros before hoes..
joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
bill: lets go fishing.
joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.
bill: dude bros before hoes..
joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
by boxerbaby January 21, 2009
what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.
He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.
by Bro Believer January 9, 2012