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men always back other men.
bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
by kleptooo October 16, 2011
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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
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Any friend should come before the person you are finessing. This applies with all girls and boys!
you: hey wanna hang out during lunch?
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!
by turdsbucket May 15, 2018
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The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
by NHRC September 13, 2004
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A term used between male friends when one of them has become a whipped pussy ass bitch over a girl who in most cases is a tease. when this golden rule is forgetten, the friendship and even brotherly bonds that are shared between the bros can be broken down. Remember, take care of the bros, and they'll take care of you. The high school fling will end and six monts later, no one, not even you, will remember it, but your bros will still be there, untill the day you keel over and die. In other words, unless you plan to mary her, hang with the dudes, and if you do plan to marry her, she'll understand if you say you made plans with your friends; and if she's not a bitch she'll get over it. if she gets pissy she's not worth it and most likly klingy.
Bro: Mike, were gona get shitfaced with the dudes tonite!
Mike: Sorry man, I made plans with Liniqua tonite.
Bro: Fuck you, we've been planning this all week! bros before hoes dude. don't be a bitch.
Mike: but i told her she was the reason I'm alive tonite so i can't go with you.
Bro: (proceeds to reach down Mike's pants) Oh, there they are, i was wondering where your balls were hiding. she'll get over it, lets go.
by mahmoud amidemajad May 22, 2007
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a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.
Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later

And friend 2 never calls back
by tony lopez April 11, 2007
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Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
by jdswtf February 05, 2007
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