broke dick 

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

broke dick by John Smith May 13, 2005

broke dick 

A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...

1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...

broke dick by The CopyCat January 13, 2008

broke dick 

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

broke dick by John January 27, 2004

broke dick 

When an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the penis causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.

Playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke dick.

broke dick by Cavedweller September 1, 2008

Broke Dick 

That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over

Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out

Broke Dick by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022

Broke Dick 

Someone who is lazy

Jose is such a Broke Dick. I do all the work while he sits on his lazy ass.

Broke Dick by lasvegasshark April 9, 2009

Broke Dick 

Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.

David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.

Broke Dick by Everyonesucks1210 December 5, 2016