A game for 2 or more players, seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be launched from the penis directly, it can't be thrown).
"Boys, that's enough broadsides for one day- you'll make yourselves sore, and I've got friends coming round any minute"
by Prof. Van Halen January 13, 2004
Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.
This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.
by Presto223 February 28, 2011
by Bowling Green Choker October 4, 2010
To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.
by Penumbra7 September 16, 2004
A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
by VanguardVince July 11, 2014
As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.
His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
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