Bro Job

A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

by MyNameIsntHenry February 21, 2013

Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

by gangry October 13, 2015

Bro Job

A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".

"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."

by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018

Bro Job

A blowjob, but between two bros.

Hey man, no bromo, but do you want a bro job?

by C-3PBro October 20, 2017

Bro job

v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.

Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"

Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"

by MayorOfFlavourtown November 11, 2017

bro job

Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj

"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."

by Freddie Cougar December 28, 2005

Bro-job

When two "bros" (really close friends) give each other oral sex, similar to experimentation.

Im horney as fudge, give me a mo' fo' bro-job!!!

by Mike the great July 20, 2015