bridesmaid wasted 

The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.

"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."

bridesmaid wasted by idnami March 29, 2015