brian grim

Is Nicknamed “Big Daddy Brian” for his sexy demeanor and he loves the Bee Movie. Also has luxurious silky smooth hair. He loves kazoos and the gays. If you want to get him in the mood, play Happy by Pharrell Williams and bring him Starbucks. He assumes your gender and does not allow boys to wear skirts in school. Brian is very sexy and is a five star marathon runner.

Who’s that sexy man on the track running?
Boi that’s Brian Grim!

by Doggos are goddos January 13, 2019

briangriffinsgf

The coolest person ever, like the organic being with the highest level of swag to cease to exist

“Do you know briangriffinsgf?”
“No”
“You fucking dumbass”

by Sprinkles & Glue April 30, 2021

briangriffinsgf

Literally the coolest person ever
Like, the one organic being with the highest amount of swag
10000/10 mutual (from experience)

“Do you know briangriffinsgf?”
“No?? Wtf”
“You dumbass”

by Sprinkles & Glue April 30, 2021