noun - A chaotic occurrence wherein a sizable group of people overindulges in high-fiber breakfast foods, only to discover shortly thereafter that there is a single available toilet.
Fearing branarchy, the stewardess manning the flight's food cart wisely decided to withhold the bran muffins after the plane's forward bathrooms were put out of service.
A totalizing governmental system of rule in which mess is not accidental, but institutionalized, a regime where disorder is weaponized, laws are changed constantly to control the public and Nicki Minaj is the dictator.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.