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Breasketball

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.
Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

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by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010
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breasketball

Similar to Basketball, where as instead of a hoop, you use the cleavage of breasts.
"let's go play breasketball." "How?" "well you have to keep trying to throw pieces of paper (scrunched up) and/or other suitable sized objects into my cleavage."
by bigjase48 July 2, 2008
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Basketball hands

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020
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Basketball Hands

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.
" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"
by will bitten April 20, 2018
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college basketball capital of the world

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
by Huskies02 November 19, 2015
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kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!
by Cravally October 23, 2019
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