braindead idiot 

People that think everyone is going to take time of their day to read a paragraph on an entirely falsified, inaccurate and untrue definition of their name on urban dictionary for every single person on their social media

Oh colin posted a definition of his name on IG, what a braindead idiot, i cant believe he expects me to read that along with the 400000 others I've seen today

braindead idiot by anonymous November 23, 2021

turquoise-brained idiot 

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

turquoise-brained idiot by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021