A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.
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by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018
Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary
by Kyouko :3 November 29, 2019
jack:yo how do you write russia
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain
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by yourmumisgay11 April 24, 2021
A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.
by TheHayBale October 15, 2020
by 2Kewl4u February 28, 2015
When a girl sucks your dick soooooo good u wish u could cum more than twice without your dick hurting. It makes yo dick happy. Licking the tip and crown will make yo mans moan hard as fuck. That means u giving him brain.
James: Oooooh fuck I thought oral sex was bad but this is really nice 🤩
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
Erika: *lick lick* mmmm your dick tip is good😛 that brain was good right??
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by ThisIsO.T May 09, 2018
May 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

