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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh 

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

gotta bounce 

need to leave, or got to go
sorry gotta bounce talk later
gotta bounce by nugget5 April 23, 2016

Bouncing on my boy's dick 

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams
Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours

10 cans of bounce that ass 

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass
Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun 

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!