boygriend

A 6 foot tall boyfriend that can shrink between the height of 1.5 and 2 inches. He can calculate any math problem. He is also very skinny and curvy. He has both line cook energy but also gremlin energy. Approximately 1 billion all over the world, most commonly found in the cloacas of birds, under bridges, and at Taco Bell.
"Have you seen Doja-cat’s boygriend?"
by filthyfairy January 10, 2024
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