boygriend

A 6 foot tall boyfriend that can shrink between the height of 1.5 and 2 inches. He can calculate any math problem. He is also very skinny and curvy. He has both line cook energy but also gremlin energy. Approximately 1 billion all over the world, most commonly found in the cloacas of birds, under bridges, and at Taco Bell.

"Have you seen Doja-cat’s boygriend?"

by filthyfairy January 10, 2024

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Your New Boyfriend

is an arsehole...

"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend

by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

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Boyfriendish

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.

1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.

by CryinNow September 14, 2019

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boyfriendaudio

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics

“i’m so lonely and sad”
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

by forbiddenfairyliquid January 16, 2021

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Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

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