A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
by Matt Kudda November 29, 2005
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When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
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A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
by author October 10, 2006
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A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.
I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.
by Can of Worms January 20, 2008
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Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip
by phil23 March 1, 2006
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A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.
"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."
by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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Sexual act. The act placing two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus, and subsequently penetrating both in unison using a massage-like motion.
To warm Alicia up for sex, John lubed up and gave her the bowling ball grip.
by Mark Larger June 14, 2011
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