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bow tie science

The pseudoscience used by Bill Nye the Science Guy. This science has no actual scientific background or evidence to support it and spreads false facts. Bow tie science is typically used when you are given a large amount of money from companies to agree with tumblr science
After Bill started talking about how gender is like a kaleidoscope, we knew that it was only bow tie science.
bow tie science by tobugoc May 15, 2017
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bow-tie smart 

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.
"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"

stinky bow tie 

the act of placing ones nut sac around their own erect penis, while inserting the penis into the mouth receiving anal fixation via the partners nose. all this is happening while the nut sac is making a nice bow tie on the partners neck. (see Cincinnati bow tie)
(person a)"oh dude! last night she was sniffing out my butthole!"
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)
stinky bow tie by stinkybowtielover September 29, 2010

Sacramento bow tie 

When you tie your tail to your micro penis
Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie
Sacramento bow tie by Teflon71 June 23, 2017

Sioux City Bow-tie 

Is formed after a male orgasms into a woman's mouth and it comes out her stoma.
John gave Jane a Sioux City bow-tie.
Sioux City Bow-tie by Rodeo1 March 18, 2010

Sherman Bow Tie

When a male proceeds to spread his genitals across the neck of a significant other making the shape of a bow tie, then pulls his fully erect penis back to his stomach and releases it, smacking the victim in the face.
So I was fucking my girl in the ass right? punchin her in the neck and shit, then I was like "Bitch! turn over." I put my balls on that hoes neck and rocked her in the face with a Sherman Bow Tie so hard she got a nose bleed.

Saggy Bow Tie 

Slapping ones dick against a girls neck.
Kaleb to Justin: I gave that bitch a saggy bow tie last night.
Saggy Bow Tie by TheTrumpetSection December 19, 2013