Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
Get the Jon Bovi Monday mug.He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021
Get the male bovine fecal material mug.(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.
Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"
Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.
Jack: Huh!
Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.
Jack: Huh!
by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010
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