When you unexpectedly bring a girl you met somewhere other than a bar, to a bar, for the purpose of finding out if she is of age.
by Talbotron September 17, 2009
When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.
Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"
Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***
Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***
Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
by drewniverse February 16, 2011
When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
by Clintacus October 17, 2007
by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020