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Bottom Scrubber 

A person who is the lowest of the low. They are total losers and mostly live online because society hates them.

Usually found on forums and websites such as 4chan and Reddit. Or in geeky hangouts like cosplay meets or geek cafes. They tend to have very geeky obsessions and interests such as my little pony, gaming and anime.

When on 4Chan or Reddit they will mock normies for having fun but they are jealous because they wish they could be like them and have fun.

They usually never amount to anything at all and always live with their parents and never ever get a job or work for society. These kind of people are even hated by regular geeks and nerds.

A bottom Scrubber will not have many or even any friends at all.

And if they do have friends they will probably be either 4Chaners,gamers, neckbeards, bronies or weeaboos that because most normal people would never ever befriender bottom scrubber.

Bottom scrubbers will even be laughed at by other nerds
Dave: Mike is 36, still lives with his parents, never worked in his life and watches My Little Pony and spends his file money on plastic anime figures

Gary: Mike is a bottom scrubber. Nobody likes him!
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bottom scrubber 

a goatee, not connected to the mustache, usually rubs the bottom during oral
Get over here and put that bottom scrubber to work

lighten up on that bottom scrubber
bottom scrubber by Mary P May 17, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026