both ends of the bread 

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

both ends of the bread by Tom & Scott May 12, 2009