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boss cocked 

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
boss cocked by bleblah February 4, 2009
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Boss Cocked 

The act of rick rolling someone with the short clip of Bruce Springsteen sliding on his knees and crashing his cock and balls into a video camera as seen during super bowl 42's half-time show.
Oh man Chris totally Boss Cocked me with that link.
Boss Cocked by Chris Rhoads February 4, 2009

Bosscocked 

The act of knee-sliding into another person with your genitals hitting them square in the face, ala Bruce Springsteen during his 2009 Superbowl appearance.
"Dude, did you see that camera guy get Bosscocked in the face?"
Bosscocked by dsquared43 February 2, 2009
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