boones farm 

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....

Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.

boones farm by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

boones farm 

The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boones tatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.

Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.

Nah, dude, I hate wine.

It's Boone's Farm, nigga!

I'm there!

boones farm by Jack Diesal April 18, 2005

Boones Farm 

A cheap brand of wine that homophobes/racists/college kids like to define on urban dictionary.

I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.

Boones Farm by OMGWTFBBW August 22, 2014

boones farm 

A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.

Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.

Yay! gay night in the dorms!! Bring the boones farm its thirsty thursday. :) cheers queers

boones farm by I'm Mark James October 16, 2005

Boone's Farm 

A relatively cheap alcoholic beverage. Popular among college students. Comes in a suprising variety of fruity flavors.

Boone's Farm-- Drink of choice for 14 year olds and prostitutes.

Boone's Farm by Brew Boones September 23, 2008

Boone's Farm 

A delicious wine,that is both extremely affordable and available at pretty much any establishment that sells liquor.

Dave: I wanna get my drink on but i spent all my money on this quarter.

John:Well i heard they have Boone's Farm 2 for $5 down at the ghetto mart

Dave:And so our journey begins....

Boone's Farm by sir.davey February 23, 2011

Boone's Farm baby 

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.

"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

Boone's Farm baby by goddambats July 29, 2006