A book is a thing either you will hate or love. beware.
I have to read a whole book by tomorrow! I HATE BOOKS!!!!

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a really long text/facebook chat/email, etc.
So were you texting her last night?

Yeah, I was at first but she sent me a book about her problems, and I was too lazy to read it. So I just stopped talking to her.
by simba36 January 31, 2010
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Is not blonde but sexy asf. Has hella cake and really smart. Doesn't really care unless its his hair. Will touch ur dick, watch out. I love you.
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An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
by i b flossin January 25, 2019
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something humanity used before computers came along
fucking John doesn't like reading books
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Another word for a key or kilogram of any illicit substance.
The feds caught him with a book, we won’t see him for a while unless he gives up his plug.
by Mr Red Ceo January 11, 2022
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