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bongunism 

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"
bongunism by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Bongunist Party 

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.
"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"
Bongunist Party by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Bonginkosi

Bongi meaning thank
Nkosi meaning God

A bonginkosi Is always willing and able. Such a gentleman until a real vixen enters his presence

Bonginkosi are gifted in many areas. Especially downstairs. Some may think he has brown suspenders or a hairy brown belt on but in fact it's his tolly.

Bonginkosi has enough charisma to share with all weak minded men.

Shlong so long he has road burns on the head.
Thank God for bonginkosi and his brown belt

Guy one : I wonder where bongi got his belt
Guy two: that's no ordinary belt.. It's his extraordinary penis

Girl one : I'm struggling to find myself a willing man
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man?

Guy one: man, I can never get it right with the ladies
Bonginkosi appears out of thin air : did you call for a super man
Bonginkosi by Bammbammaroo September 9, 2021

dick bonging 

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
Bongani is a very tall black male, who is often the life of the party. Sike. Bongani is good at sports and is and extremely amazing artist. They are multi-talented. Bongani knows how to keep a woman, he always loves his lady and often rejects the swarm of women who constantly bombard him with their love for him. Bongani cannot dance but can surely move his way into your heart.
Damn that nigga a sax, must be a Bongani.
Bongani by BlazingDragon77 July 10, 2018
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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