furktard

fucking idiot or retard

"I cannot believe he just pulled out in front of me! What a furktard!"

by Ramair February 05, 2007

bonet

An obssessive compulsive atraction to all things mango. Can also be used in a sense meaning an invasive species not native to Texas, usually trying to force upon random people the wonders of Anthropology.

Example 1: "Jesus christ, I think that lady has some sort of Bonet syndrome. Look at her gorge herself on that mango."

OR

Example 2: "Oh my god! Look! It's an actual Bonet! Quick, run before you get enculturated!"

by Ramair May 06, 2007