boner sandwich 

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

boner sandwich by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

Bone Sandwich 

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

Bone Sandwich by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

baby meat bone bread sandwich 

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

baby meat bone bread sandwich by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021