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boner count

How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.
Example:

Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"

Erica: "it must be through the roof"
by bonerpatrol1234567 October 1, 2013
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counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.
Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013
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Related Words
boner count • counter-boner • country boner • Contact Boner • contact t bone • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face

Contact Boner

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.
He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.
by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009
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country boner

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".
I woke up with a country boner again today.
by Oscar Ernie January 7, 2008
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contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch
Contact T bone leave me alone
by C.csizzle December 13, 2017
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