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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 4, 2008
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boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.
Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller
by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008
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Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.
Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.
by R. Swanson May 7, 2018
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