a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)
by JoviJava September 17, 2005
A decent singer and band who get a lot of hate simply because they are not as metal or rock as other bands. Criminally underrated, the only people who hate Bon Jovi are people who listen to songs that make zero sense. Bon Jovi's songs are known for packing many emotions and telling stories about hard-working and respectful working-class people, unlike those horrible metal bands like Metallica who scream random bullshit.
Metallica fan: Oh man, Bon Jovi songs suck!
Any other normal human: At least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! What does Metallica sing about?
Metallica fan: ...I'm tired of this conversation.
Any other normal human: At least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! What does Metallica sing about?
Metallica fan: ...I'm tired of this conversation.
by RWBYSanctum April 17, 2016
by Random Name Bear November 8, 2006
One of the most incredible bands of all time. Many people judge them by some of the latest albums which aren't half as good as the early songs. Best songs include:livin' on a prayer, these days, just older, mystery train, in these arms, bed of roses, damned, diamond ring and so much more I can't name them. One of the few non-druggy bands around.
Some Guy with a good grasp of English: Bon Jovi are wicky-bo init
Another guy:Aye, man...dey is kickin.
Another guy:Aye, man...dey is kickin.
by Billy Whizz June 3, 2006
As a verb, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely humiliate them either by their stupid actions or by your superior actions.
In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.
In modern cyber/text message language, to "Bon Jovi" someone is to completely pwn them, most often through some humiliating action.
by Montag Delorean September 23, 2005
by wheeeee June 23, 2004
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