Boinked

You've been fucked

Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked

by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020

Boinked

Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car

The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.

by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014