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bazzeled 

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.
“Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”
bazzeled by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019
Related Words
boazz • Boaz • bazza • Bazz • bazzle • bozza • Blazz • Bazzy • Bazza Gazza • bazzed
A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.
Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.
bazzalad by wowdoge January 22, 2014
You're colors are fully coordinated in dressing, from your head to your toes; males making sure that your cap or hat matches with your acccessories, shirt, belt and shoes; females should see to it that their bag, belt accessories and shoes are matching.

BAZZLE Couture:Jamaica,NYC,CT,MIA.

www.bazzle.ning.com
www.twiter.com/bazzlecouture
www.myspace.com/bazzle_co_ltd
You are looking so bazzle today!

I'm bazzle for the girls, and when i'm bazzle the girls eyes dazzle!

Everytime I see that girl she's always bazzle
BAZZLE by BAZZLE Couture December 3, 2009

Bozz Bozz 

A known vender of illegal substances in South London, England. Known for extreme drug dealing methods used to exploit loopholes in ancient English by-laws, they are known to push small helium balloons of drugs to buyers, this being legal since the drugs are not handled.

Other extreme methods include the exchange of drugs via a Mandrill.
Generic Man A: Excuse me, are you the Bozz Bozz?
The Bozz Bozz: Yes.
Bozz Bozz by Prof. Geonear December 12, 2008
A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014
Jerry smoked a fat blunt at the party man he was bozzled
Bozzled by Whyve October 25, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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