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blur job 

A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.
“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”
blur job by Ockman May 2, 2008
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blur job 

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.
“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”
blur job by Ockman May 2, 2008

Blur job 

When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.
Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"
Blur job by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009
When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.
Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.
blurjob by azzcrag June 25, 2010
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