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Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
Blunt Trauma by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Blunt trauma

When you smoke at least 2 blunts of some kush, or good chron, with one person. you will then get blunt trauma
"That Blunt trauma is feelin to sneak up on me"

"True dat"
Blunt trauma by Chabokz November 27, 2009

Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
Blunt Trauma by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Blunt.Trauma 

Chronic smoking Dubstep DJ's. Consisting of Agent.Smith and BagoDohnutz these Dj's (or "pushers of the wickety-whomp" as they're known on the streets) deal out the purest filth money can buy. Their motto - "Whomp is better than smack."
Dude, those dj's look high as fuck. I'm pretty sure that's Blunt.Trauma
Blunt.Trauma by enthe0gen October 21, 2010

Blunt Forced Trauma 

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

Blunt Force Trauma 

Having a two pound blunt taped to ones mouth while having your nose duct taped at the same time, this causes suffocutation and then death due to BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA.
"Did you hear that O-Rock killed a dude using Blunt Force Trauma?"