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Blunt Cunt 

A person (usually female) who simultaneously smokes marijuana and is a huge bitch. bitch stoner
Girl: Did you know Rachel has loads of pot in her car?
Guy: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Girl: Never knew she was such a blunt cunt.
Blunt Cunt by GregariousDude April 15, 2015

blunt cunt 

When someone tells you the truth bluntly and doesn't sugarcoat it in any way at all but instead, delivers the truth in the rudest and worst way possible.
She told me that if I don't get my gap tooth fixed, I'll look like a hillbilly for the rest of my life and no one will take me seriously. She's such a blunt cunt.
blunt cunt by GreenJesus May 10, 2018

Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.
Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!
Blunt before Cunt by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011

cunt-blunt 

A cunt blunt is a sex/drug act where the man bakes a batch of pot brownies, crumbles it, stuffs it into the vagina of a female, and then proceeds to eat her out.

The result is a pleasureful experience for both parties.

This is not to be confused with the Cleveland cunt-blunt, where the pot brownie is packed into the anus and then eaten out. The results of the Cleveland have led to mixed reviews.
I had a cunt-blunt last night.

My boyfriend cunt-blunted me.

We enjoy cunt-blunting.

I was Cleveland cunt-blunted yesterday. I didn't like it.
cunt-blunt by ziggy811 September 14, 2010

Cunt blunt punt stunt 

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!
I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.
Cunt blunt punt stunt by joshfo August 23, 2012

cunt blunt 

verb
to frustrate the sexual ambitions of a female; female gender-specific equivalent of cock blockage

noun
1. the act of cunt blunting

2. a person who frequently cunt blunts females in their vicinity
I got so cunt blunted last night- Jeremy didn't even look at me once.

Don't cunt blunt me on this one, I need some cock tonight.

Brenda is such a cunt blunt, not one guy in the club hit on me last night.
cunt blunt by umme July 15, 2009
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