I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.

Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!